HARRY: UGH! I’M SO MAD!

[AUNT MARGE exists]

HARRY: ah..that’ll do

[HARRY blows up AUNT MARGE, AUNT MARGE goes WEEEEEEE]

HARRY: *laughs to himself*

UNCLE VERNON: HARRRRYRYRYRYYRYY!!!!!!

[At Hogwarts]

HARRY: ‘Ello Hermione, Ron, this summer was crap!

HERMIONE: yeah…sure…for some of us it was

RON: I know right Harry!? Spending a whole summer with my family made me realize how annoying they are!

HARRY: At least you have a family…

[HERMIONE and HARRY go back in time for the Griffin]

HARRY: Oo I hurt myself with a rock-

HERMIONE: SHUT UP HARRY WE ARE BACK IN TIME AND WE CAN’T INTERFERE WITH OUR PRESENT SELVES!

[Present HARRY and HERMIONE look back and see themselves]

PastHERMIONE: YOU HAD A DARN JOB TO DO NEW ME!

Present Hermione: I know…I know

BOTH HARRYS: THIS IS SO COOL WE LOOK LIKE TWINS!!!!!

[Present and Past HERMIONE look at both Harrys]

Past HERMIONE: When did they get so stupid?-

Present HERMIONE: I know right?!

[They are now going to free SIRIUS BLACK]

SIRIUS: I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

HARRY: Do we get credit?

RON: Yeah, I want a reward :)

HERMIONE: The reward is that Harry gets a godfather again

HARRY: God-Dad!!!

SIRIUS: Uh…sure we’ll go with that…

[HARRY and SIRIUS embrace in a hug]

[Movie Ends]