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I Kissed a Cow (Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry)
This isn’t the way I usually go
Not my intention
I got so brave, milk in hand
Lost my sense of species
It’s not what I’m used to
Just want to taste you
So very milkable for you
You caught my utters
I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt so right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it
No I don’t even know you’re code
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental cow
Just cow-like nature
It’s not what
Good cows do
Not how they should be milked
My utters
Are confused
Hard to milk
I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt all right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it
Them cows, they are so magical
Soft hair, long tails, so pettable
Hard to resist, so mooable
Too good to resist them
So just give in, they’re milkable
I kissed a cow and I liked it
The taste of its milky chap stick
I kissed a cow just to try it
I hope the humans don’t mind it
It felt so good, it felt so right
Don’t mean I’m inhuman tonight
I kissed a cow and I liked it
I liked it
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made me crack a smile :)