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Ballad of the Swine Flu

December 26, 2010
By Timekeeper DIAMOND, Cary, North Carolina
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Timekeeper DIAMOND, Cary, North Carolina
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Favorite Quote:
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk'?, and I say 'No that's trendy'!"- Billie Joe Armstrong, Green Day

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The pig has the swine flu.
The pig is dead.

The man has the swine flu.
The man is not dead.

The pig has the swine flu.
The pig is dead.

The woman has the swine flu.
The woman is not dead.

The media has the swine flu.
The media was already dead.

© Esti N., Stamford, CT

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