If school was cancelled, that would mean it'd be time to sleep
30 below, and my house be'd freezing
Sleeping in bed with my hands and feet hanging
Hovering over the heater
But I wouldn't sleep long, because
I usually can't sleep long and i'll
Eventually wake up.
As i wake up i'm in a space ship,
I blast the radio and jam out
As i fly through space,
Killing aliens, rocks, satellites, etc.
The scene will magically change and,
I'd be trapped underground in a wired cage
Prisoners to dirty barbarians
I watch as they throw fish at me
All of a sudden someone would save me and i'd be out of this poop hole
I'll return home where everything will be alright
Take a nice shower and go back to sleep
When i wake up, I meet this beautiful girl
Only a girl that you could dream of
I took her on a date, bought her clothes
Anything to keep her happy because she made me happy
As i drop her off at her house one night
We kiss and she invites me to her room
As we slam from wall to wall making our way to her room
We are already half naked
As i kiss her down towards the bed. The lights flicker and now I'm REALLY awake.
I try so hard to go back to sleep,
Even slapping myself a few times
It's no use, i lay there frustrated and angry
I just remembered I can't fall back asleep.