My school is cold,
My school is grim
You wake up early minus a grin,
My school is bad.

My teachers are harsh,
My teachers are strict
They all seem to have a nervous twitch,
My school is bad.

The lunch is tasteless,
The lunch is gross
It makes you want to vomit into the bin,
My school is bad.

The clock goes so slowly,
The clock goes tick tick
What is really needed is a super fast switch,
My school is bad.

The lessons are long,
The lessons are hard
The teachers would really liven up after a gin,
My school is bad.

I suppose it's got better
I suppose it's got fun
That's because the week is all done.