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Order of Operation: Homework
November 19, 2011
Polygons could not contain my hate for you within its’ perimeter.
Exponential amounts of hate are derived from your square root.
Mathematically speaking, I can’t function in the parabola of hate surrounding you.
Domains of hate range from imaginary to all real numbers.
Algebraically, if I combined all like terms, they would spell, “I hate you.”
Summing this up, any order of operations will not help me understand my math homework.
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butterfly123 said...
on Jan. 3 2012 at 9:01 am
lol! i feel you!! good work!
