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Bono's Wife

December 18, 2011
By U2_Fanatic GOLD, Westbury, Other
U2_Fanatic GOLD, Westbury, Other
19 articles 0 photos 18 comments

Bono is so scrumptious
His wife is so presumptuous
To take for granted his attention
That's the cause of my apprehension

If only she weren't so pretty and kind!
Then I might get her off his mind!
She doesn't appreciate his love
I want to give her a hearty shove!

'Tis him I wish to devour
I think of him every hour
If only she would disappear!
A song for ME would be nice to hear!

If his attraction to her was something he could repress
I wouldn't mind being an adulteress.

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on Jan. 4 2012 at 12:21 am
IdentityMangler PLATINUM, Baton Rouge, Louisiana
34 articles 3 photos 30 comments

Favorite Quote:
Be kind. You never know whose fighting for their life.

Bono is so i wuv u and ur way with words :)

on Jan. 2 2012 at 10:47 am
swiftheart GOLD, Houston, Texas
17 articles 5 photos 81 comments

Favorite Quote:
"If someone were to pay you 10 cents for every kind word you ever spoke and collect 5 cents for every unkind word, would you be rich or poor?"

Ones again, I was blown away by your word choice. Keep up the good work