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Butt Dial
July 6, 2024
Dear anonymous person
I apologize for the frequent calls
And it’s not that I don’t like you
But I didn’t mean to call at all
You see, we all have hands
But we also have butts
And my butt is a chatterbox
Who likes to cause a fuss
I don’t know how it happens
But when my phone is near my rear
It dials the most random person
And horrifies them by what they hear
So dear anonymous person
The next time you think it’s me calling
Do me a solid and just hit decline
Or my rear will be the one talking
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My Grandpa is always butt-dialing everyone, and constantly has to apologize for it. One day he asked me to write a poem about it, and that night I came up with this.
*I am sending this piece by recommendation of BYU Young Authors Academy