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Confessions of a Teenage Curmudgeon

May 27, 2011
By bananapan PLATINUM, Issaquah, Washington
bananapan PLATINUM, Issaquah, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
We too, are stardust.

Sometimes, I can’t stand my generation.

It’s partially a result of the internet. Excessive sharing and increased accessibility of personal information prove a somewhat pessimistic saying—the more you know about a person, the less you like about them.

Take my lovely friend Anna who runs a blog on this stereotypically-adolescent website called tumblr. Have you heard of it? It’s endlessly avant-garde and inspirational and unique and oh-so-wonderful. Everything about its devoted users screams an unhealthy desperation to be profound. Sacrilege! They would probably cry in response to this article, proceed to strangle me with sepia-tinged photographs, and drown my unworthy body in the foul, to-be-avoided-at-all-costs waters of the mainstream.

But back to my friend. Until I saw the annoyingly-pretentious text posts and “hipster”-inspired photographs on Anna’s little slice of the world-wide web, I held a relatively favorable opinion of her. But it takes just so many petty complaints and unreasonable accusations to prompt a scoff and a dirty look at the offensive text. And it’s all downhill from there. It’s always downhill from there.

Almost every tumblr blog I have come across suffers from one or more of these classic ailments: narcissism, arrogance, and stubbornness. Anna posts once a week about how much she despises her parents, though really, she has no legitimate reason to feel this way. “They won’t pay for my three-hundred-dollar dress,” she says tearfully. Well, why should they? They have the power of the purse, Anna, and you’re an underage, unemployed teenager. “My parents are always yelling at me,” she moans. Don’t talk back to them, maybe, and perhaps they’ll stop. After all, they do demand and reserve the respect of the child they brought into the world and arduously raised from babyhood to adolescence. “I want to run away from here,” she claims. Do it, and I’ll guarantee you won’t last two days on your own.

There is an underlying feeling of superiority in Anna’s tone, and in the tone of most of these bloggers. A sense of unwavering righteousness. And although it’s best demonstrated on the exposed, unfiltered text posts on the web, this self-importance is by no means limited to typed and formatted characters on a bright computer screen.

It’s shocking to me how little respect the kids of today seem to think adults deserve. Just the other day, I was sitting in my French class, listening in on a conversation about the sometimes controversial teacher.

She’s a crazy –expletive– said a girl on my left. Murmurs of assent followed.

What could have provoked such outrage? you might ask.

The teacher had assigned extra homework for fear that we would fail our upcoming AP and IB tests.

It wasn’t even difficult homework, just simple exercises, and we all were in dire need of more practice. Of course, I didn’t say this out loud, because it’s much more “popular” to dislike effective teachers. Rebellion is admired, and encouraged.

On another day, I sat in on a meeting between the school staff and a group of students to discuss the issue of grinding at a recent school dance. I, for one, am opposed to the whole concept of grinding in public, and supported the administrators’ proposal to regulate and deter this behavior. The other students didn’t share my opinion.

“It’s our way of expression,” explained a well-liked senior girl, “and the school is taking away our basic freedoms if we aren’t allowed to engage in what I would call a modern type of dance.”

It is hard for me to describe the sort of exasperation I felt at these words, and at those who agreed with them. Since when did being inappropriate become ‘cool?’ Since when did it become acceptable, defendable even?

Since we decided that we, the inexperienced and naïve, know best.

Do I sound condescending? I’m sure I do. But I don’t overvalue myself and I don’t claim to always be right. And for that matter, neither should you, teens of the twenty-first century.

The author's comments:
You know those cranky old people that are always complaining about "those darn kids"--us? Well, I sound like one of them in this article.

Note: This is a generalization. There's a trend in modern youth culture that I find disturbing, but I don't think that it applies to every single teenager.

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This article has 2 comments.

Popcorn said...
on May. 30 2012 at 7:26 pm

Wow, thank you dear author. It's nice to know there are some people out there that share my pains and opinions.  It's heart breaking for me to see how we, my generation, is turning out. I can only imagine what will become of the generations after us. In general, what people now a days consider acceptable or "normal" is so immoral. But, when I come across things like this, and know there are others who are speaking out, it gives me hope.

Thank you.

julian GOLD said...
on Jul. 11 2011 at 2:01 pm
julian GOLD, Eugene, Oregon
17 articles 17 photos 223 comments

Favorite Quote:
The goal is not about living forever, the goal is about creating something that can.

You surf the turbulent waters of the ever changing teenage world like a pro. Your views capture the sad yet truthful reality of our world. I really hope something changes soon. Like when are we all gonna grow up?! Anyway, spectacular article, worthy of 5 stars. Also, I recently posted an article about my views on the universe. I'd like some feedback on it, and see if there are others who agree with me on it. If you want to, you should check it out. Thanks!