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Chemistry Class MAG
CHEMISTRY CLASS
Hydrogen and lithium,
Atoms galore.
I think I'm in the wrong class,
Just point me to the door.
Test tubes and chemicals,
Anyone have a match?
My lab partner's passed out,
My goggles have a scratch.
Nitrogen and chlorine,
Oh, what a treat.
Why did I sign up for this class?
Oh yeah, I thought it would be neat.
Protons and electrons,
What is an atomic number?
Do I add or subtract?
Boy, I couldn't be dumber.
Neon and cobalt,
I found zinc's atomic mass.
Is tellurium a solid,
Or is it a noble gas?
Carbon and helium,
Does the Periodic Table ever test?
I should have stayed home today.
Please tell me that's not a test.
Frustration and confusion,
That's what I've found here.
I will figure it out some day.
It just might take an extra year.
by Kristen C., Walker, MO
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