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'Wicked' Isn't the Most Rewarding Title
Somebody walked up to me today and asked, "Did you see Beverly? She looks hot today."
Well, whoever hasn't seen Beverly doesn't know what they're missing. She's the most gorgeous girl in school, and every guy wishes they could have her. Unfortunately, she doesn't date. At all.
She says that she won't date until she has found somebody perfect, or at least that's what she says.
I see her with that noodle-head oaf, Rike Cooper. But she says they are just friends. Nobody believes her here at this hellhole of Shiz University.
You see, I have been waiting for her since kindergarten. Six year olds find love fast. Especially when the love is your best friend.
But I have a few ways to win her heart over, some of which aren't too pretty. First it starts with blowing up Shiz and getting out of here. For good.
Being 'Wicked" seems pretty good for me as long as you get what you want.
-Todd
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