TK Goblins

Hey my name is Jack Nilog and im looking into ghostly activities  and thing to understand whis is really happening. Day 1 im going to talk to this mother and son about a viral video that they uploaded onto youtube. The video shows a cup of water on a table, the son who appears in the video sitting at the table with the cup of water. Nothing cool or intriguing happens for 20 seconds then some how the cup flies off the table and hits the ground spilling water everywhere. Im sitting in the back of a this taxi wondering if we do die and become beings of supernatural energy why do we do stuff like knock over cups of water or shut doors? Im now back in my superhotel  I say that because i bought 3  hotel rooms for five of my fellow supernatural investigators they didn't come. Anyway what did i learn from the mother and son, they said they wanted to show me something personally yeah I couldn't believe it either exclusive content am I right? So they pulled out a piece of folded paper and they slid it across the table I opened it and it had a address on it and told me to speak to a cloaked figure. Day 3 of this investigation im going to check out this tip i got from the mother and son something about a cloaked figure, I don't know why I didn't ask any questions I just went with it. Enough about me let me talk about what happened so I arrived and it must've been cloak wednesday because everyone had one on, its probably a good time to mention where am I at. Under a highway overpass, a lot of homeless people and their tents took me an hour to find the guy when I found him he looked like he hadn't slept in a year. I was talking to him and he kept saying goblins this goblin tech that then he showed me something, he took me to a back area and just said walk in that direction until i pass out so i drove there instead while behind the wheel I fell asleep. And then I awoke to a new area. It looked very grass, almost a jungle like place I walked around and I didnt feel alone felt like someone was watching over me. I loved up in a panic and saw something dart across the tree line, so like any reasonable person would I check to see if im dreaming. I pinch myself and I dop not wake up seems like this is real I slap myself for good measure and all I do is hurt myself that slap stings. So im not dreaming im in fact very awake, as soon as that thought enters my head the grass starts sparkling like water dew. It makes a path into the jungle, day 6 three days in this damn jungle the sparkling path is still visible. Ive been sleeping outside in this jungle life sucks, I hope i find something of interest. I see a village I shall check it out tomorrow. Day 12 Im being held captive by get this goblins, they were nice enough to let me have my notebook. I just skipped over the fact that I met goblins I was starstruck for a day or two but now its so normal to me. I talked to the main goblin leader he has a lot of gold earrings on his left ear and a monocle that was also made of gold. I asked him what goblins have to do with supernatural activities, he told me goblins have telekinetic powers and they use these power to distract humans so they can run around and take some gold and silver when you aren't looking. He told me im also part goblin and I too can use my telekinetic powers, he pointed at a fruit in a tree and told me to grab it with my mind. I reach my hand out and I think with all my brain power that I can grab it and it wiggles. After the leader goblin saw I have these powers he started telling me about the prophecy about how a half human half goblin is supposed to rule this jungle. Then he let me get up and see farther out its like a whole city and I was at a goblin country club the whole time. He told me I can stay or I can go should I stay or do I go…