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[Note: Between every line, the camera cuts to a different person. Two people are not in the same shot at the same time unless otherwise specified. These shots alternate between WS, MS, and MCU, at the director's digression.]
RYAN: (steps up to frame)Ryan here, star of Action-Tastic 3: Revenge of the baby puncher; I'd like to assure you that no babies were harmed in the making of this film.
NATE: (Brandishing a baby doll) See? It's fake.
ELLY: Punching real babies is a crime.
LAURA: So we at Really Cheesy Productions would like to remind you:
ALL IN UNISON: Never ever punch a baby.
RYAN: Not even a gay baby!
LAURA: Especially not a gay baby!
ELLY: Gay babies are our future.
NATE: They have an evil plot to overthrow us all!
LAURA: That's not actually true.
RYAN: When you feel like directing your anger at a baby, take a deep breath and direct it at cute little animals instead.
NATE: Like this cat! (Nate is holding a cat)
[Cat is flung violently over LAURA and ELLY's horrified heads.]
ELLY: Um, no cats were harmed in the making of this feature?
LAURA:...yeah. It's gonna be okay, right?
[Technical Difficulty bars flash onto screen.]
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Will blinked at her. “What?”
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“I spoke,” said Will, in sepulchral tones, “of the pitch-black inner depths of their souls.”
Tessa snorted. “And what color do you suppose the inner depths of your soul are, Will Herondale?”
“Mauve,” said Will.”
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Once you learn to read, you will be forever free.
- Frederick Douglass,
A library is infinity under a roof.
- Gail Carson Levine
O, there is lovely to feel a book, a good book, firm in the hand, for its fatness holds rich promise, and you are hot inside to think of good hours to come.
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You read my mind!
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