You chew so loud, it drives me up the wall,
I cringe at all the sounds saliva makes.
I want to move away, yes down the hall,
But leaving you is more than I can take.
Without you, things would surely make me cry.
So I endure the munching as I sit.
I’d be so lost if you would say goodbye.
So don’t you change at all, no not a bit.
I will try to accept your munching so please stay.
Because you are my royal loving friend.
And hopefully my patients with this trait,
Will stay with me until life’s at an end.
You spit so many times and I ask why.
You are my friend for from your mouth food flies.