Humpty is a dog
He doesn’t know what to do
He turns away for good
Because he'll never choose
He is a fraud because he mustn't not lie
He once was caught be he was never tried

Humpty is a man
Who doesn't understand good
Humpty was a boy
And he never should have lied
To his mother and his father

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Oh my god! What has he done?

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Humpty is a man
Who never should have gone
To the stones of Huston
Because he'd never gone wrong before

Humpty is a dog
And he knows not what to chew
So he turns his teeth to everyone
And lets them know whom is food

Humpty is a fraud
Because he rules the world
"He's from the sidelines boy,
And he was never into girls

One, Two, buckle my shoe
Three Four, there's a gunman at my door
And he shoots

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