Hello, cutie, come on over,
My house is completely empty.
The parents will be gone for hours,
And the cupboards are all stocked.
Sneak in through the back door,
Don't make it obvious.
You're in for a big surprise,
Get ready to play...
Video games,
If you know what I mean.
Thrust the joystick forward,
Take complete control.
Push all the buttons,
See if you can hit the high score.
I'll be astounded if you can beat me,
Because I've never lost once.
Show me on the big screen,
Exactly what you're made of.
Gotta be good,
If you expect us to keep playing.
Three hours have passed and my parents still aren't home,
I think it's safe to go another level.
Press the start button,
Throw your mind into the game.
Turn out the lights,
It'll help you loosen up and focus.
Sit on my lap,
I'm a great, comfy gaming chair.
Just take a seat, you're sure to win,
Get ready to play...
Video games,
If you know what I mean.
Thrust the joystick forward,
Take complete control.
Push all the buttons,
See if you can hit the high score.
I'll be astounded if you can beat me,
Because I've never lost once.
Show me on the big screen,
Exactly what you're made of.
Gotta be good,
If you expect us to keep playing.
Up, down, left, right,
Make this a memorable night.
Square, X, triangle, circle,
You got my mind in a whirl.
Hit select, press start,
Listen to the beat of my heart.
Save your words, there's nothing our lips can say,
Take the controller and get ready to play...
Video games,
If you know what I mean.
Thrust the joystick forward,
Take complete control.
Push all the buttons,
See if you can hit the high score.
I'll be astounded if you can beat me,
Because I've never lost once.
Show me on the big screen,
Exactly what you're made of.
Gotta be good,
If you expect us to keep playing.