Life is a big joke!
I woke up in pain
‘cuz my bro stomped me in vain!
I jumped up from the bed
He punched me…back with no respect!
I cried “what’s up buffoon?
To wake someone up like this is so.. rude!
He looked me in the eye “c’mon now” he said “your getting late for your school!”
“so what are you waiting for?” I said
Then rushed to bathroom….I crashed!
OMG! It hurts!
My luck really really sucks!

“too bad” I hushed
“I’m late” I chattered while I brushed!
I was just taking my bath
When I found out that I forgot my towel in wrath!
OMG! It hurts!
My luck really really sucks!

I ran out of home without food
But I missed the bus…I’m total fool!
Oh god save me
Change this freaky reality!
OMG it hurts
My luck really really sucks!
I took a cab for fare
Then realized I’ve no money I’m scared!
I managed to convince the driver
That I’ll give him his sum after the day is over

I stopped near school in bad mood
I’ve not done my homework “I’m screwed!”
OMG! It hurts
My luck really really sucks!
It’s strange the gates are closed
What’s the matter. Did something just blowed?

I asked the gate keeper. He just laughed
But why its not a funday!
When I realized what just croaked
Hell! the school is closed because today is Sunday!