This is for all the cat lovers out their
Maybe this rap will change your mind
If it doesn't...well I tried

I got this little kitty kitty and his name is teddy
He is cute and all but a little testy
He acts the worst when he starts getting hungry
because of him were Evan afraid to do laundry
He will jump out on you and pull your hair
and if he could he would probably knock you down stairs
Are you seeing why I am kind of a dog person
because Evan a goldfish doesn't make me start cursing

This kitty cat is really mean
He Evan stepped in my ice cream
He's a villain with four legs and a tale
I am so close of just putting him up for sale
The mean kitty rap
oh,oh the mean kitty rap

Just the other day I was walking down the hall
and he tripped me and I fell on his ball
Oh no now he is mad! What do I do
Uh Oh I hope he doesn't take a crap in my shoe
ok this rap is done I cant think of anymore rhymes
But here I will let you listen to the chorus one more time

This kitty cat is really mean
He Evan stepped in my ice cream
He's a villain with four legs and a tale
I am so close of just putting him up for sale
The mean kitty rap
oh,oh the mean kitty rap