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Shower Line
April 20, 2010
-to the tune of jingle bells-
Waiting in the cold
bathrobe slipping down
Hot water's running out
NOT a soothing sound
Now I've got to pee
but I can't get out of line
Cuz if I do I'll lose my place
and then I'll lost my mind
O' shower line shower line
why are you so long
a consular just cut in line
and that just seems so wrong
O' shower line shower line
why are you so long?
I hope I take a shower
by the end of this song.
© Erica P., Wolfforth, TX
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This article has 3 comments.
dianaforfree said...
on May. 19 2010 at 10:22 am
this is brilliantly humorous! love.
UnderstandMEClearlyNOW PLATINUM said...
on May. 18 2010 at 8:23 pm
no it was a thing for camp we each had a topic and we had to make a song so this is the shower line song :)
A_Fate_Unknown BRONZE said...
on May. 18 2010 at 7:32 pm
lol wtf, bored im guessing?
