(Spoken- Ring Master) Ladies and Gentlemen
please take your seats
For the show you are about to witness is not exactly a freak show, but a performance of different individuals.
It will leave you in awe.
A mind melting experience.
So don't you mind the chills crawling up your spine.
For the way your mind treats you is no trick.
...guys, take your places...
Now without further a due, I present to you the Black Curtain Show

(Sing-Everyone) Welcome to our Black Curtain Show
the only show you'll have to see to know
the way these creatures run amuck
like one that looks like a dog and duck

(Clown)After the entire show has come to an end,
go back door with a smile and enter the tent.
Your friends and foes can come here to play,
but once you're here, there's no way you'll walk away.
Do excuse me now if my makeup doesn't stay in place.
Cause underneath this oil in not a face.
You can squeak my nose and call me names,
but once you're dead, you'll have yourself to blame

(Everyone) So welcome to our Black Curtain Show
the only show you'll have to see to know
the way these creatures can run amuck
like one that looks like a dog and duck

(Wolfman)HOOOOOOOWL are you?
You're dressed really nice.
Let me boil you up and serve you next to rice.
you can't see me now beause I'm covered in hair.
reach out, pet me, come on! Take a dare!
My human form is a trick to the mind.
But after dark, you better look out from behind.
Now my image can't be seen until the day turns to noon
I'll crack a hunched back, grow nails, and howl at the MOOOOOOON!

(Everyone)So welcome to our Black Curtain Show
The only show you'll have to see to know
the way these creatures can run amuck
like one that looks like a dog and duck
(Twin 1) Hello!
(Twin 2) Hello!
(Twin 1) My name's Debby
(Twin 2) and my name's Red. We're the freaks here!
(Twin 1) She only says that because we're connected at the head
(Twin 2) We chare the same brain waves of course as you could plainly see
(Twin 1) It gets hard at times to tell you-
(Twin 2) From me!
(Twin 1) So point and laugh, make a fuss
(Both) But how would you like it if you were part of us?

(Everyone) So welcome to our Black Curtain Show
The only show you'll have to see to know
the way these creatures can run amuck
like one that looks like a dog and duck
(Spoken- Ring Master) So there you have it folks. Our Black Curtain show has come to an end. Feel free to stay seated...because you're not going anywhere.
Once you're here, you're ours.
Sir? Sir, sit down! Sir, come back here! Sir!
(Gunshot) Anyways, I do hope you enjoyed the show and-
Oh yes, Wolfey, you can have him.
Now let's see here-
Debby and Red, please put that man's haed back on his shoulders...crazy girls.
Yes...what a great show. Next time will be even better. Thanks for coming everyone. Good night and god be with you...HA HA HA!