Don’t be
A phony
Meet a body
So you won’t be lonely
Or depressed
Or stressed

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Don’t make excuses
They are useless
who cares if it's cold outside
Move on if somebody died
When you have everything you need
You will succeed

Grab your red hunting hat and run
You must catch the children
See the merry-go-round
Go ‘round and ‘round
Watch the ducks splash in the pond
Hear the boy sing a song

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Open your eyes
to the Catcher in the Rye
See the pretty colours
Taste their flavours
Watch out for Sunny
Or pimpy guy will take your money

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From Pennsylvania
To New York mania
Save the Castle
It’s really not a hassle
To pick up the phone
Or skip a stone

Light the way
You don’t have all day
Don’t say you’re bored
You haven’t even explored
Ironical
Comical

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