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How to Be a Robber
First, you have to dress completely in black
Then you have to go inside a bank
Then, tell everybody to freeze
Finally, you grab a slice of cheese
Then, you leave with your mind, which is completely blank
When you get arrested
Tell the police you’re not interested
In what they have to say
‘Cause they’ve been talking to you all day
So just sit there, as if you’ve been jested
When you are in jail
Ask for someone to bail
‘Cause the cell’s gray and dark
So you can’t feed your shark
But don’t worry, this plan won’t fail
After you leave the cell
Start ringing the bell
That tells everybody you’re out
But don’t expect them to scream and shout
‘Cause you’re just a beginner and you’re not well
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