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I Can’t Wait Until Feminism Is Stupid

April 6, 2015
By BriannaSinger GOLD, Sacramento, California
BriannaSinger GOLD, Sacramento, California
18 articles 1 photo 12 comments

Favorite Quote:
"My karma ran over my dogma" -bumper sticker


I can’t wait until feminism is stupid.

In the distant future,

when those dumb b****** can just give it a rest.

When the collectors bid on the last surviving Barbie to wear Makeup.

When Business Women are ticketed for cat-calling construction workers.

When Roofies will get you more jail-time than Crystal Meth.

When the News reports s*** shaming in Hugh Hefner’s eulogy.

When they put spinning rims on Maternity-Leave robots.

When the stripper’s union pushes for non-synthetic costume fabric.

When sitcom audiences laugh at forgetful househusbands.

Then I’ll laugh at those hysterical bra burners.


The author's comments:

Let's play "Spot the Irony."


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on Apr. 14 2015 at 10:42 am
PrancexxxAbandoned SILVER, Fullerton, California
7 articles 0 photos 6 comments

Favorite Quote:
"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, its more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... timey-wimey... stuff" -The 10th Doctor

Very clever! I agree about the whole thing! Feminism is too much!

on Apr. 13 2015 at 11:56 am
theblondechick GOLD, Kingsport, Tennessee
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Favorite Quote:
I want to live and feel all the shades, tones, and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life.
And I am horribly limited.
-Sylvia Path

Clever clever clever