This switch-up is something no couple would want. “Bang bang!” went her shotgun. Right in my chest. The partnership I once had with Mark has now been taken over by Allison, the newbie. He only loves her for her raunch factor, which is pretty hilarious. We’ll see how sexy this turns out to be.

Our first date was in a car wash. We were going for a playful theme.
He would always take me dancing, the tango was his strong point.
He’d kiss me on my face, and I believed it.

But I guess this was a game. I was eliminated, and this departure was harder than anything I had experienced. Mark was drawn in by her memorable personality, but I think her giggle is really annoying. What about our several years? What about me?

I was eliminated. Game over.