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Ooooooops MAG
You asked me
to water your houseplants
to feed your goldfish
while you were out of town
I raided your kitchen
I napped on your couch
I did not water your plants
I did not feed your goldfish
I apologize profusely
I've killed your fish
I've killed your plants
Although
Your plants were ugly to begin with
they look better brown
and wilted
As for your fish
it probably hated living with you
in its tiny little bowl
anyway
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