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I am your pastime;
the friend who never disappoints.
You tap into another world,
I hold within my memory.
“Oh the places you'll go,” as Dr. Seuss once said.
Oh, the oddities you’ll get to know,
while you surf the internet.
YouTube is for videos of cats who ring a doorbell,
Twitter’s tweets are all the same about a girl
whose day was “totes boring.”
Wikipedia is the friend who cannot be trusted,
with it’s editing abilities, who knows what is true or false?
There is a twenty percent off sale at Forever 21.com.
Now girls have another reason to maim each other
for that last crop top.
Myspace is reinventing itself when it should’ve been dead,
Tumblr is the drug that keeps you scrolling down
an American Horror Story fan’s account.
Omegle; not the best place if you enforce “stranger danger,”
I heard they put vines on Facebook… oh hell no.
“Oh the places you'll go,” as Dr. Seuss once said.
Oh, the oddities you’ll get to know,
while you surf the internet.
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