PROM
Thirsty young girl stomping the yard
Like a dancer in a leotard.
Making herself look ridiculous
Definitely not meticulous.
Of course she’s wearing a bright pink dress
Obviously trying to impress.
It took her seven hours to get ready
And it will be ruined by her date, who’s sweaty.
She will be like “OMG,
Stop sweating all over me!
You know I look fabulous and you’re making me smell
Now take me home or you’ll go to hell.”
Her date will be confused by the emotional wreck
When she starts to cry he’ll say, “What the heck?
Stop being so dramatic please
Or I’ll leave you here, by yourself on your knees.”
And he will leave her there, at the dance
While he goes home to hang out with Lance.
Lance told him that he learned a valuable trick
Don’t go to prom with a lunatic.