When you see a girl alone,
you should leave her that way.

When she is walking,
do not pass go, do not collect $200.
Do not yell to her from your car.

When she is sitting,
do not sit right beside her.
If you have no choice,
and she pulls her phone out
it is for distraction.
Do not try to initiate conversation.
When she goes to leave
do not say anything.
Do not try to stop her.

A conversation with a girl that’s alone
is only a conversation for you.
For her, it’s a battlefield.

You way not think anything of taking the seat beside hers
but she’ll find it hard to think of anything else.

If you want to be friendly
do it when she’s with her friends.
Be polite,
just not when you’re a threat,
and believe you me,
when she’s alone, you are.