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November 24, 2012
By Beef. PLATINUM, Kenmore, Washington
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Beef. PLATINUM, Kenmore, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
- Maya Angelou, Still I Rise

Nothing ends
Nothing ever ends
- Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

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Eat a dolphin
Graduate. Period.
Kill all the caterpillars in the world
Break a law in all 50 states
(without getting caught … of course)
Marry a lumberjack with neck tattoos
Skydive over the Pacific
Become a vigilante
Bring Gingers out of endangerment
Live in a tree
Drink coffee in every country
Own an anteater
Drive a pink muscle car
Be THAT neighbor
Create a zombie
Win a Big A** Trophy
Show Betty Crocker up
Beat the s*** out of someone with my walker
Die smiling

© Amber L., Carpinteria, CA

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This is my REAL description, since they won't let me use more than 250 characters. I feel this describes me better than I could describe me. Does that make sense?
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itsrainingcats GOLD said...
on Jun. 6 2016 at 3:10 pm
itsrainingcats GOLD, East Hampton, Connecticut
16 articles 0 photos 25 comments

Favorite Quote:
"Those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Suess

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I must admit I'm creeping on all your work and went back awhile, because the stuff I've read is incredible. I absolutely freakin love this, girl! Please keep writing more! I'm reading more of your recent stuff, too.
Beef. PLATINUM said...
on Aug. 27 2013 at 10:59 pm
Beef. PLATINUM, Kenmore, Washington
29 articles 0 photos 59 comments

Favorite Quote:
Does my sexiness upset you?
Does it come as a surprise
That I dance like I've got diamonds
At the meeting of my thighs?
- Maya Angelou, Still I Rise

Nothing ends
Nothing ever ends
- Dr. Manhattan, Watchmen

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Thank you so much! This is easily the best comment I've ever received. I'm really glad I made you laugh, even if it was only a tiny, cynical chuckle.
Mckay ELITE said...
on Aug. 18 2013 at 12:49 pm
Mckay ELITE, Somewhere, Virginia
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Favorite Quote:
"The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."
—Apple’s “Think Different” commercial, 1997
“Crazy people are considered mad by the rest of the society only because their intelligence isn't understood.”
― Weihui Zhou

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I have to say THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POEMS OF ALL TIME ON TEENINK! I love all the things on your bucket list. Most people would be offended. But I think they're hilarious. Awesome poem. I love the Betty Crocker part. 
TheSkyOwesMeRain GOLD said...
on Mar. 18 2013 at 7:54 pm
TheSkyOwesMeRain GOLD, Irvine, California
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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments which take your breath away.

You are only as strong as your weakest link.

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Great job, I love it! All great things to do before you die :P