my name is jack sparrow,almost every day i get out of narrow misses, i ask the ladies for some kisses but they pay me no attention, you can feel the tension then i mention i'm a captain, i invite them aboard my ship, as i am very sure my huge-ish boat shall not tip, i always ask the same question why is the rum gone? it always seems to vanish, just as i want another drink, just like a mynx i am fast and nimble too, and i don't moo like cows do and neither does my crew, to go to the bathroom we have no loo, a mermaid we did catch, phillip was in love he thought he'd found the perfect match, but blackbeard wanted to kill her but phillip he did save her.