I wish I were not so generous.
My tongue cannot say “no.”
People ask me for things all the time.
And I am left with nothing.

Last year, I won the Nobel Peace Prize
For all my work in Africa.
Where I ran into Angelina Jolie
Who bowed down to me.

When I was seven, I started my first NGO
That collects your used things
and sells them,
Its called Good Will.

Some people call me
The female Jesus, but
The New York Times calls me,
The modern Mother Teresa.

I donated all my things to charity
Clothes, home, money.
Now I have nothing and
Am the poor that needs your donations.