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When Life Gives Me Lemons I Fry Your Eyes Out With Acid
Take the butter knife
And shove it anywhere
Why don't you do us all a favor?
Give in to die or dare
Mute buttons are famous for silencing a shout
Cuz opinions are appreciated
Except yours doesn't count
I don't give a damn
Not gonna be your second chance
Cuz two somes are forbidden
And you pay three in advance
I won't buy your blood
I'm gonna be the envy of all
Be the f****** stud
Secretly bedazzling my sins
And torching shopping malls
I'm not your gem
I'm the indescribable
The living breathing end
Of all the good
And all you've ever known
Though with your reputation
And with that bitter tone
The only good that comes to you
Are the prank calls to your phone
(Courtesy of moi)
Dear Loser
Lying is for the ones who lie well
Payment to be fooled
Is for roaches in the motel
Clinical abuse
And that disinfected smile
I withdraw my vote
For the republic of the vile
I want your elimination
And every nation cheers
Cuz your blue throat will be
Clogged with foreign beers
I'd rather eat my way through a pit of tar
It's better than staying
Anywhere where you are
A sticky situation
I'd rather suffocate on Mars
Than sticking to your sweat
Pouring maple syrup on my scars
Don't stain my ivory piano
With your pathetic fears
I live by inspiration
And you inspire tears
So I won't chew my own amendments
And swallow your cowardice
My invigorating independence
I'm a psycho bar stool with a knife
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