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I am...

February 11, 2011
By Wallflower PLATINUM, Portland, Oregon
Wallflower PLATINUM, Portland, Oregon
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Favorite Quote:
If you aren't happy alone then you're not going to be happy with anyone else.


An overripe pear with an abusive husband

Guilty and convicted with no choice but to lie

The only storeowner who stays open on christmas.

A grape jolly rancher in a bag of blue raspberries

A man with the woe of erectile dysfunction

The end

The author's comments:
Some of these are much more obvious than others. Critique greatly appreciated!

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