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Oh Ronald your so silly
November 10, 2010
I am your master
You will starve without me
I will leave you standing begging for my demands
Just by walking in the door
Then the smell overcomes your body
And you’re trapped in my soul reaping machine
I will force a smile on your face
I will brainwash your children to do my bidding
My master is a lovable demon
With his sinister wide grin
I’m the billion dollar corporation you can afford
After your read my commandments
I will hear your every plea
And I’ll take your hard work
And put it in my soul reaping machine
Your drank my cup of poison
And I will serve you for your deeds
Oh…
And here is your change
Thanks for choosing McDonalds
Have a nice day!
© Daniel M., Copper Canyon, TX
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Olive_Eyes GOLD said...
on Jan. 1 2011 at 10:24 pm
I totally agree (: I love this poem, it's just....great.
WinterFairy PLATINUM said...
on Nov. 29 2010 at 3:35 pm
haha but it does have some truth to it very funny!
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"Time and the bell have buried the day,<br /> The black cloud carries the sun away" - Elliot<br /> <br /> Oh if life where made of moments, even now and then a bad one. Oh, if life where made of moments then we wouldn't know we had one. - Into the Woods