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Oh Ronald your so silly

November 10, 2010
By joeyhamilton23 PLATINUM, Des Moines, Iowa
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I am your master
You will starve without me
I will leave you standing begging for my demands
Just by walking in the door
Then the smell overcomes your body
And you’re trapped in my soul reaping machine
I will force a smile on your face
I will brainwash your children to do my bidding
My master is a lovable demon
With his sinister wide grin
I’m the billion dollar corporation you can afford
After your read my commandments
I will hear your every plea
And I’ll take your hard work
And put it in my soul reaping machine
Your drank my cup of poison
And I will serve you for your deeds
Oh…
And here is your change
Thanks for choosing McDonalds
Have a nice day!

© Daniel M., Copper Canyon, TX

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DreamingOutQuiet SILVER said...
on May. 29 2012 at 4:35 pm
DreamingOutQuiet SILVER, Round Rock, Texas
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Time and the bell have buried the day,<br /> The black cloud carries the sun away&quot; - Elliot<br /> <br /> Oh if life where made of moments, even now and then a bad one. Oh, if life where made of moments then we wouldn&#039;t know we had one. - Into the Woods

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so,so true. Amazing perspective
Olive_Eyes GOLD said...
on Jan. 1 2011 at 10:24 pm
Olive_Eyes GOLD, Granite Falls, Washington
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;My life has been one big joke, a dance that&#039;s walked, a song that&#039;s spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when I think about myself&quot; Maya Angelou

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I totally agree (: I love this poem, it's just....great.
WinterFairy PLATINUM said...
on Nov. 29 2010 at 3:35 pm
WinterFairy PLATINUM, Chicago, Illinois
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Favorite Quote:
&quot;Don&#039;t dream it. Be it.&quot;<br /> &quot;Singing is praying twice, and dancing is singing with the body.&quot;<br /> &quot;Paper is more patient than man.&quot;<br /> &quot;Where you live shouldn&#039;t determine whether you live&quot;

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haha but it does have some truth to it very funny!