Things I like:

Premium Saltine Crackers
Vintage 70's Jazz basses
Fedoras
Prague
Arnold Palmer Iced Tea
Sharpies
Gummy Worms
Gluten free bread
Spring
Fall
Scarlett Johansson
My dog
802
Wah-pedals
Clint Eastwood
Electricity
Claymation
Snow days
The White Stripes
Falafel
Audrey Hepburn
Crayons
Free speech
Carrots
The United States Postal Service
Stewardesses on Air France
Water balloons
Natalie Portman
Roald Dahl
Hot Chocolate
Cards and dice
Kim Deal
Typewriters
Thrift stores
Buicks
Human rights
Tweed
bicycles
Peanuts on airplanes
Complimentary shampoo and conditioner
Sloppy handwriting
Humus
Lists
Holland

Things I hate:

Acapella
Screaming small children
Glue sticks
Nazis
ERROR #404: FILE NOT FOUND
Oral Surgery
Power outages
Most modern art
The Confederate Flag
Vomiting
Twitter
Columbus Day
Telemarketers
Dry erase boards
Roadkill
Bill O'Reilly
The month of November
"THIS CAR CLIMBED MT WASHINGTON"
The Patriot Act
Valentines day
Passive-Aggressive people
Mechanical pencils
Rupert Murdoch
Starbucks
Fish
Glenn Beck
The pope
Shellfish
"Only ONE free sample per person, please"
New Jersey
Child/animal abusers
The common cold