“There’s a party at Jane’s house tonight!”
“There’s a party at Jane’s house tonight?”
“Yes! There’s a party at Jane’s house tonight!”
“I’m going to Jane’s party!”
“Why are you on my doorstep?”
“There’s a party at Jane’s house tonight!”
“Really? A party at Jane’s?”
“Yes! The party is tonight!”
“I’m coming to Jane’s party!”

“Why are you ringing my doorbell?”
“We’re here for the party tonight!”
“What party? The one next door?”
“No, the party here on your floor!”
“Ah! Get out of my house! Hey!
No, you can’t do that!
Don’t lock me up all alone!”
“Told you there’s a party at Jane’s!”
“I don’t know, there’s not much here.”
“There’s always the party next door.”
“Party next door? How do you know?”
“Jane told me.”
“Let’s go! Come on guys!”

“Jane, why is the house a mess?”
“The girls came thinking there was a party!”
“Did you invite them?”
“No! Gossip did!”
“Who came to the party?”
“I don’t know, they locked me in the bathroom!”
“They locked you up where?”
“In the bathroom!”
“What did you do all the time?”
“I read Angels on Earth
And Readers Digest!”
“You’re grounded.”
“What? Why?”
“Because. Go to your room!”

“There’s a party at Jane’s house tonight!”
“There is? Said who?”
“Said Jane, straight and true!”
“Why would she have a party?”
“To get back at her parents for grounding her!”
“I’m coming to the party!”

“What party? Get out of my house!
Ah not again. I’m tired of the bathroom readers!”

“Why is the house a mess?”
“Same as last night.”
“Go to your room!”
“Why? It’s not my fault!
Oh, Harry Potter seven!
Yes!”

“So, Jane... how was the party?”
Grunt.
“Come on, Jane you’re not still mad!”
Grunt.
“Another party?”
“Yes, have everyone come to my house!
There’s a party at my house tonight!”

“Hi Jane!”
“Go over there, next to the bathroom door...
Picture everyone!”
“In front of the bathroom?”
“Yeah, don’t worry.”
“But... AHHH!”
“Jane what the—”
“Why are you—”
“Help, Jane!”
“Locked up and good to go!
Wait till Mom and Dad get home!”