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wet comedies.
October 29, 2023
it was late night,
went for a swim.
"no one remember,"
i thought.
was dry my whole life;
high and dry.
dry comedies,
dry throat in pain
and drugs,
the big terrible thing.
gotten obese,
silver horns and
grey thorns penetrated my chin.
no longer bing,
no longer being;
just mountains of bottles labeled
"oxycontin", "prozac".
time for some wet comedies.
laugh, people, laugh.
i know you love me,
and i love you too.
could it be any funnier?
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inspired by the death of Matthew Perry and his tragic life story. RIP Chandler.