Rudolph the red nosed reindeer,

Had a very shiny nose,

But he didn't save Christmas,

That's just the story they chose.

Yeah we all picked on him,

We didn't know what to do,

With his nose like that, and his voice so high,

You'd probably pick on him too.

Then that faithful night happened,

And all the elves feel in love,

But trust me, he's not that nice,

He's not some innocent dove.

Ever since that foggy night,

He's mean to everyone else,

We apologized, we pleaded,

But he just can't help himself.

He's always talking to Santa,

They're closer than can be,

But behind that smile there's evil,

That only us reindeers see.

I hope the elves realize,

He wasn't our saving grace,

He's just another reindeer,

Lying to your face.

Beware that red nosed reindeer,

He thinks he's just all that,

But if you're asking me,

His personality is flat.