We are the green grass

and the brown coarse dirt.

We are the sunflower seeds

and Big League Chew.

We are the fundamentals

and practicing on tees.

We are the team that runs after errors

and practices that coach works us till dark.

We are arguing with opponents

and the umpires.

We are unsportsman like plays

and getting kicked out of games.

We are the superhuman plays in the field

and an abundance of errors.

We are marvelous diving plays

and breathtaking double plays.

We are the rocket grounders

and pop flies that get lost in the sun.

We are hitting dingers

and game winners.

We are the nearly perfect seasons

and determined champions.

We are the North Lake Pissrods

and we always will be.