Dear Brain,
You know the way I feel about him. I can't help it. It's like all of me wants to give in to him. He's just so great, so wonderful to me. I know he's broken me time and time again, but I just believe that this time will be different. It'll be different this time, I promise.

Sincerely your,


Heart

Dear Heart,
Being as intelligent as I am, I'd like to advise you against your choice. This boy, not a man, has yet to learn to treat you as you should be handled: delicately. When he grasps this conception, I may reconsider my advice to you. Until then, please steer clear from him. Not only for your own sake, but for mine also.

Yours truly,


Brain.