Oh, the things we can find in our pockets and our

Pocketbooks

Rubberbands, dimes, chewing gum, crochet hooks

Did someone say they needed Wite-Out?

A sharpie? I have that as well

Also a brush, a comb, and some Ecostyler hair gel

Hmm, let's see what else I can dig up

I have a fork, a tissue box, a shotglass measuring cup

There's a pocketknife, some playing cards...

Is anyone here bored?

I've got a drawing pad, colored pencils

I collect things, not hoard

Has anyone here read The Fault in our Stars?

I've also got a movie- Disney Pixar's Cars

Oh, you don't like animation?

Me either, the kids like it, but I've got Dad Rotation

There's a photo album, a stapler, a couple baby socks

A Nutella sandwich, sunflower seeds, a pack of pop rocks

You're allergic to nuts! So sorry

I didn't know

Got some Keebler cheese crackers, some...oh!

Coupons for Checkers! Buy one get one free

And I'm sure I can find the $4.53

So you're good, you're happy with everything you took?

That's great; I'm about done cleaning out my pocketbook