Today, is the season premiere of Lost
Its optical vibes
Make me feel alive
So lets all get together
Like birds of a feather
And lets watch the show
That gives me the ability to go go go.

We will meet at Carson’s
And have lots of treats
Hopefully his parents will pardon
All the extra feets.

Quiet the show is starting
Gosh dang it Ethan, quit farting
The show is so intense
It’s like grabbing an electric fence.
My heart starts racing
And my feet start pacing.

I sob because Lost is over
My life with out it would be
Like St. Patrick’s Day without a clover

Lost Makes a Difference in my life
Like a husband to a wife.