There’s a Reason You Don’t Have Friends
There is a reason you don’t have friends.
You bully everyone left and right,
You should at least try to make amends.

Threatening to stab people with your pens,
Cyber bullying when it’s night,
There’s a reason you don’t have friends.

Blinding people with your laser pens,
What did we say to make you such a fright?
You should at least try to make amends.

Cracking nerdy people’s glasses lens,
Telling them they’re not that bright,
There’s a reason you don’t have friends.

You tell people meeting you will bring their ends,
Bragging to them about your so called might.
You should at least try to make amends.

Using bully tactics no one comprehends,
You will never get party invites.
Because there’s a reason you don’t have friends:
You don’t even try to make amends.