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flip-flopping the world.
backwards and upside-down
we lose weight from eating
gain it back through exercise
the world is in a blender
intelligence makes us popular
infuriatingly ignorant is so uncool
backwards and upside-down
the homeles pity us and give
us money to save up for a box
the world is in a blender
the fresh air isn't outside
you'll find the best of it is bottled
backwards and upside-down
our hair grows shorter as the days pass
we use ears to clean our q-tips
the world is in a blender
we walk through windows
use doors to see outside
backwards and upside-down
we can't wait to do all of our homework
but we get better grades for less effort
the world is in a blender
four plus four equals two
seashells sell sandy by the seashore
backwards and upside-down
colleges pay you to go
but only if you promise to party
the world is in a blender
we wear shoes on our hands
and mittens on our feet
oh wait, those are called socks.
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