You're so condescending
Treating my feelings like they're furfluffle
and my heart like it's a mere
plilump.
You're used to play-pretending
Like you're just a cold camnumble
But you know I know the true
printelpky
inside.

Stop this madness! Stop the noise!
And start to act with some real rumpoize
Your eyes flitter flutter flick
I can tell inside you've totally flipped
And you're all a jumble mumble don't know what to do
This blifter jitterbug just doesn't have a clue

(Well, I guess I'll help him out-
now's not the time
to be a big fat frout)

Come on, now, it's as easy as die
(and MUCH easier than cry)
Just let them see the true
printelpky
inside.
Don't be shy!
You know you've got kerbly
Now go ShamWow those camnumbles-
they'll love your true-blue
printelpky
inside.
Just like I do.