Sam is my partner in crime 

She always has my back at any given time 

We may be cousins but we are still close friends 

We dont always see eye to eye, it just depends

Tall, blue-eyed, and thin

Against my advice, she always goes after the crazy men 

She is a nice person with a humble attitude, but she can be a tad crazy 

Some days she does not attend class because she feels lazy

Before she quit, she used to work at Old Navy 

Her hair is always messy, blonde and wavy

She has a great sense of humor that she always displays 

She makes everyone laugh in really weird ways 

Sometimes she can be a bit gross

When it comes to eating things off the ground, she comes more than close

She refuses to wear socks on her feet 

If you get a whiff, it is enough to make you not want to eat

She has no current job, just college

The days that she does attend class, she studies hard and gains knowledge 

Sam loves to sleep really late 

All of her boyfriends, our friends and family hate 

She is strong, funny, caring, and unique

But through everything, I love Sam a bunch and a day with her is never bleak