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Ode to Jack Black
Oh, Jack Black.
Thomas Jacob.
Po.
Dewey.
Nacho.
You are the dragon warrior.
Covered in squishy noodles,
Your voice makes us laugh.
You bring smiles to the faces
of adults and children alike.
You make the best movie nights
even if the popcorn is burned
to the color of your name.
You do not get me to school on time,
but that’s okay.
You are the best substitute teacher.
You let me in the band-
You let us all in the band.
You redid Jumanji
I heard that slammed.
You are the greatest Sax-A-Boom player
To ever live.
Your melodies are powerful
Like ocean waves
Pullling us in.
My mom and I cracked up
Watching your performance.
“Get that corn out of my face!”
You got that corn out of your face-
my sister and I admire you for it.
You made the most iconic inside joke.
The saying of the summer
over international seas.
You are a legend,
a comedic genius.
You taught us
Kung Fu,
Bass Guitar,
and
how to
reject
Corn.
You are much more spirited
than your name implies.
Jack Black,
the rainbow of the pouring skies.
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