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My Bra
My mom bought me
A bra.
It’s the ugliest,
Most uncomfortable
Piece of cloth.
It’s so ugly,
A blobfish
Looks beautiful
Next to it.
It’s so uncomfortable,
Chinese
Foot binding
Sounds
More appealing.
It’s the color
Of polluted
River water.
I wish I could
Give it to the
Coyotes.
It’s so awful,
I wish I could
Incinerate it,
And then burn
The ashes.
How could anybody,
Create a bra this
Terrible?
The moral of
This story:
Never let
Your mother
Do your shopping
For you.
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