I have a monster size mouth. From the day I was born to now, I can unhinge my jaws like a python. Where do I get it from? who knows… My mouth is lazy. I feel my mouth hanging open often times. My mom says to me, “Johnny, trying to catch flies?” My mouth makes for a marvelous smile. Since there is a fist full of it to look at. Although, it can be embarrassing to have such a big mouth, when I open wide for a yawn, and it’s suspended open like a Great White shark. A beautiful benefit is my mouth-eye coordination. I have been generously gifted to grapple on to any food item launched in my direction. I can snag a grape out of the air like a dolphin snags a fish at an aquarium. My mouth is active. It makes more noise than a screeching seal on the sandy beach. I can hear my mouth moving when I talk. It is known by all my small-mouthed friends I have the monster mouth.