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Supa Sized

May 9, 2016
By OGAustinJohnson BRONZE, Wayzata, Minnesota
OGAustinJohnson BRONZE, Wayzata, Minnesota
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“Oh, you're awake!” said the tired doctor “First let's talk about your diagnosis; Ok?”


“ What do you mean!? Why am I here!?” acclaimed Georgia from her medical bed.


“You passed out as walking to school from hunger, you're lucky your mom found you in time.” the doctor said without lifting his head “We believe you are suffering from anorexia”


“What? No, of course not. Im just not hunger very often. Thats impossible!” Georgia studdard.


“Well it's true and you have to eat more food, I suggest something nutritious like bananas, here I have one in my bag you can have.” the doctor said seeming more awake before.


The doctor took his banana out of his bag, peeled it, and gave it to Georgia.


“OMG! This must have fallen from heaven and into your bag! Never have I tasted such an amazing food!” Georgia joyfully screamed “Can I have another, and another, actually where do I get these?


“VIETNAM!”the doctor said using a large amount of spit.


Georgia was then released from the hospital but she never returned home because she went straight to the airport and boarded a plane to vietnam.


“So why are you coming to Vietnam?” said the strange lady next to Georgia on the plane.
“I like bananas” said Georgia.
“Thats a stupid reason to come to Vietnam.” muttered the strange lady.
“No its the most rational reason I have ever heard to do anything ever.” acclaimed Austin. “For I am also on a journey to become one with the banana so I can reveal the secrets of the universe.”
“Finally another normal person on this plane!” shouted georgia.
“So tell me how you became a banana enthusiast?” asked Austin.


“Well about 3 hours ago a doctor cured me of anorexia by giving me this amazing fruit, then I got on a plane to go to Vietnam where the best bananas in the world are grown. Tell me about your banana experience?”

Georgia said much too fast for Austin to hear.


“Yeah… same?” Austin said as he was trying to figure out what she had just said. “I have been to all the best banana exporters in the world, If you want I could show you around Vietnam so you can have the best banana eating experience ever?”


“OMG! No you freakazoid stop creeping on me! you better get away from me or I will call the cops!” Shreaked Georgia.

“I was just trying to help.” Austin said confused.


“Oh yea im sure you are you banana loving creep, You better get out of here immediately!” Georgia yelled.
Austin grabbed a parachute and jumped off the plane, Unfortunately landing in Iran. Shortly after the plane landed in Vietnam. Georgia started walking to the nearest restaurant when she saw a sign on a window that caught her attention.


“Banana eating contest in one week-prize includes fame, glory, a free banana tree, and a good time.” Georgia read outloud “Sounds like fun! I better start training. Um hello do you know where I can get some bananas? I am training for the contest”


“You can't eat bananas before the contest! you would lose. You must talk to a man that goes by the name Chex-Mix, he will train you.” said the very tall man.


Georgia searches every street and house but she can not find Chex-Mix but right before she gives up things take a turn for the better.


“Rrrrrrrrrrrr” moaned the electric wheelchair containing a very large man.
“Are you the one who seeks my guidance?” Gasped Chex-Mix. “Before you answer I warn you It will not be easy.”
“Yes I am Georgia your new banana apprentice.” Georgia said.
Georgia bows to master Chex, Chex is unable to bow in return.
“Well then follow me to the banana temple.” Master Chex ordered
Schedule
Day 1: Leg day ( because you must be able to hold the weight you gain during the competition )
Day 2:Saliva collection ( saliva doping is allowed in vietnam so people can digest bananas easier therefore consuming more )
Day 3:Full body massage ( to relax the throat and stomach )
Day 4:Go to voodoo alchemist to help you reach your max potential
Day 5:Carbo load
Day 6:
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” Screamed Georgia. “Is Master Chex dead?!”
“I'm afraid he has died from a heart attack.” said the doctor.


“But how will I finish my training! The competition is tomorrow!”Shreaked Georgia.
“I guess you’ll just have to win it in Chex-Mix’s honor, man what a great man” sighed the doctor.
“Your right, thats the only way I can honor Chex-mix.” acclaimed Georgia


Georgia sleep soundly pumped for the competition tomorrow but when she got to the stage she got scared by something she saw.


“OMG! Is that Austin! How did you get out of Iran.”Georgia asked.


“Don’t ask questions.” said Austin “The only one of your questions Ill answer is, are you gonna beat me? The answer is yes, yes I am gonna eat more bananas than you and Ill make you sorry you made me jump out of that plane.”


“Well I have something you dont, stupid head.” Georgia claimed.


“Oh yea, what's that?” Austin said sarcastically.
“A reason to win, i'm gonna win for my mentor Chex-Mix to glorify his name!” Georgia replied.
“3,2,1, GO” yelled the referee.


“In seconds Georgia already had 2 bananas in her mouth rapidly chewing them but Austin hasn't even started one he is just peeling all the bananas. What an interesting strategy lets hope he doesn't peel to many and end up wasting time. Oh gross Frank just threw up at least 4 bananas and Jeff has passed out. Looks like it's a tough match this year. Well look at that Georgia has 10 down in a mere 15 minutes that's close to Austin’s past record. And Austin hs finished peeling his bananas and is starting his first two. It looks like Richard has tapped out so its just Georgia and Austin going head to head. Austin has gained a lead at the 20 minute mark with 15 down and Georgia only having 14 down. Wow what a competition these two heros neck to neck trying to win. Whats this? Georgia seems to have gotten another burst of energy and is pulling ahead. Georgia is competing in the name of our dear friend master Chex who recently passed away maybe this is what has giving Georgia this lead.” said the commentator.


“DING DING DING” went the bell as the competition ended


“Oh and  it appears that young Georgia has won 18-17 bringing home the fame, glory, and banana tree. Oh boy do I see a lot of potential in that girl for future competitions” the commentator announced “ So Georgia tell me what are you gona do know that you have won?”


“I'm gonna go back to school in the USA.” cheered Georgia.


Georgia is back at her school.
“Wow Georgia you gained weight. ha ha” acclaimed rebecca.
“So what food is awesome and i'm happier now that I eat food, so here eat this banana and you will agree with me” repled Georgia
Rebecca eats the banana


“Wow thats good im gona eat more food now caz food is cool and I shouldn't have to meet other people's unrealistic expectations.” Rebecca realized.
“Yep” said Georgia.


And then the rest of the school followed in Rebecca and Georgia's footsteps and now they don't have any anorexic people and they are happier now! Yea!


The author's comments:

I think this is a dope story, and i like bananas


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